Hello, you precious, extraordinary, and resilient human. The temps are getting cooler, the days are getting shorter, and the world just seems to be getting tougher, so I’m here to present an opportunity to neglect your troubles and just enjoy another good ‘ol fashioned dopamine scroll. Laugh a little, cry a little, and without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week:
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Dreamworks Pictures / Via Twitter: @ihyric
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For some reason I’m crying with laughter recalling when I was 17 and working in a dusty medical records office with 3 women named Barbara, Margaret and Debs. One day we all ate our sandwiches on a bench in the hospital car park and Debs said it was “just like Sex and the City” 🍸
— James (@DrJamesJBailey) August 24, 2023
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My friend just told me he was once at a wedding where the bloke who was doing the music for walking up the aisle was meant to play Purple Rain and he played it on YouTube and there was a Deliveroo ad in the middle of it
— Robin Allender (@robinallender) August 26, 2023
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Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Via Twitter: @ihyric
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If you have major damage on your car it’s only fair to get a bumper sticker that says what happened. I need something to think about in traffic
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) August 26, 2023
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Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @prplexi
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There’s a couple breaking up so loudly on the sidewalk in front of my house! He said WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING NEXT WEEKEND? She said MOZZARELLA STICKS! Which is a valid and devastating blow.
— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) August 21, 2023
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how do i stop spending 30 dollars
— jessica mindrum (@murdnim) August 27, 2023
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not many guys wear these kinds of hats but when they do they do not play around about it. it’s always on their head. and they also always have a beard pic.twitter.com/45xrWidBCQ
— kelbin (@pissboymcgee) August 22, 2023
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nick cannon ain’t had a kid in way too long… wtf he cookin up
— iyosias (@whitest_injera) August 27, 2023
