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You ever have a moment where you completely, quite blissfully, forget the current timeline we’re in?
Two images of a woman: one with arms raised joyfully, the other with head in hand, looking distressed, against a dramatic cloudy sky
No? Me neither. However, these 32 funny moments from the week gave me some release:
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Tweet by Kelly joking about a mishap in the TSA line, involving overconfidence and laptop placement
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Tweet jokes about $600 debit card theft at Barnes & Noble, calling it “academic thug behavior,” with crying emoji
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Tweet laments a movie being unavailable on streaming, but rentable for $2.99
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A humorous review claims a medium was “assaulted” by the dark energy from a front desk staff member at a studio
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Hand holding a Zebra scanner device showing a Twitter post. Tweet text: “tweeting from my job’s scanner rn” by angie
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Social media post: “My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer.”
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Tweet about an article titled “Woman with rare medical condition unable to hear men’s voices.”
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Open pizza box with a half-eaten pepperoni pizza and a dipping sauce cup. Tweet reads: “ate half. had an amazing nap. woke up ravenous.”
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Tweet by Caroline Renard critiquing a comment about diversity in a halftime show, questioning the lack of White representation
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Screenshot of a Twitter post. Someone is selecting “Name is wrong” for reporting an issue about “Gulf of America” in a map app
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A humorous tweet about a mix-up between a protein shake and margaritas, with 6.9M views
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Social media post expressing frustration about laundry piling up quickly, accompanied by a weary face emoji; shows high engagement
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Tweet showing a map overlay comparing the USA and Australia, implying they fit together closely
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A tweet showing skepticism about a suspicious email claiming to be from the USPS
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Dua Lipa shares a Duolingo post announcing the death of Duo, the owl mascot, with a humorous tone about cooperating and respecting privacy
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Tweet screenshot of a mother joking about her child secretly planning a birthday party with neighborhood kids
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A tweet showing two images: one of a misty forest, and another of a woman with braided hair wearing a plaid jacket, viewed from behind
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Cat in a bathtub with a humorous caption: “ohhhhhhhh (I still don’t get it).”
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A meme featuring a man’s face with lions and flying birds, captioned with humor about turning 45 and posting on Facebook
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Illustration of a woman crying and a detached man urinating into the ocean, with a sunset background and floating faces
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Tweet with user joking about regretting a past tweet from 2014, which says, “The new racism is the denial of racism.”
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Broken eggs spill onto a kitchen floor, some still in a carton, creating a messy scene
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Tweet by Cannie Oakley: “Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.”
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IFC / @mnicpxedreamboy / Via Twitter: @mnicpxedreamboy
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Tweet by @ReddCinema: “Gordon Ramsey only funny cuz he not talking to me like that.” Posted on Feb 12, 2025, with 2.7M views
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Tweet joking about being bored and suggesting changing stage names, sent by user “just a normal girl” on Feb 14, 2025
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Screenshot of a text conversation where a child politely declines to talk due to parental rules, and the other child responds understandingly
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Two trees with dense foliage resemble broccoli crowns, set in a residential neighborhood
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Adult Swim / @BALUCIAGA / Via Twitter: @BALUCIAGA
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Working Title Films / @lambscrime / Via Twitter: @lambscrime
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ITV / @graceyldn / Via Twitter: @graceyldn
That’s it for this week! For more funny tweets, check out our previous weekly roundups:
33 Funny Posts From The Week Because The Internet Had JOKES
I Could Really Use A Laugh Right Now, So Here Are 25 Hilarious Tweets From The Week